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Give Me the Old Timers Religion
Precious Lord, Take My Hand, And Help Me Up
Just a Slower Walk with Thee
Go Tell It on the Mountain, But Speak Up
Nobody Knows the Trouble I Have Seeing
Guide Me O Thou Great Lord God, I’ve Forgotten Where I’ve Parked The Car
Count Your Many Birthdays, Count Them One By One
Blessed Insurance
It [...]

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A Sabbath School teacher was teaching her class about the powerful Kings and Queens of the Old Testament.

“But did you know there is a higher power? Does any one know what it is?” asked the teacher.

One little boy raised his hand in the back.

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A Sabbath School teacher asked her class if they thought Noah did a lot of fishing while he was on the ark.

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A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew that, if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons were probably involved.
They boys’ mother heard that a Pastor in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if [...]

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A five-year-old prayed at family dinner one night.

He began, “Dear God, thank you for these pancakes . . .”

When he had finished, his parents asked him why he thanked God for pancakes

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One Sabbath in a Midwest city, a young child was acting up during the morning worship hour.
The parents did their best to maintain some sense of order in the pew, but they were losing the battle. Everyone in the congregation was becoming aware of their son’s misbehavior.
Finally, the father picked up the little fellow. With [...]

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A Sabbath School teacher was struggling to open a combination lock on the church supply cabinet. She had been told the combination, but couldn’t quite remember it. Finally she went to the pastor’s study and asked for help.
The pastor came into the room and began to turn the dial.
After the first two numbers he [...]

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Here’s a program sequence seen in a church bulletin:
Sermon Title: “GOSSIP … THE SPEAKING OF EVIL”
Closing Song: “I LOVE TO TELL THE STORY”

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A Sabbath School teacher asked her little children, as they were on the way to the Divine Hour worship service, “And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?”

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