http://www.metsda.org/content Sat, 18 Oct 2008 04:33:42 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en A minister told his congregation, "Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17." The following Sabbath, as he prepared to deliver his sermon, the minister asked for a show of hands. He wanted to ... http://www.metsda.org/content/the-sin-of-lying/funny-jokes/20.html The Metropolitan SDA Church would like to welcome the Reid family! Tell us a little about yourself We are a family that loves the Lord and thrive everyday to serve Him better. Matt was born November 5; Kristel and Kevin were born on April 2, and Kassia was born on October 8. ... http://www.metsda.org/content/kassia-reid-and-family/meet-new-members/19.html We are inviting everyone in the Houston area and surrounding suburbs for the SALVATION UNLIMITED Seminar presented by Dr. George Atiga this month of October. Bring your family and friends. It's free! SALVATION UNLIMITED is a unique and rounded Full Gospel presentation of Bible teachings that lead to a righteous, ... http://www.metsda.org/content/salvation-unlimited-houston-texa/featured-announcements/18.html A new Pastor in a small Oklahoma town spent the first four days making personal visits to each of the members, inviting them to come to his first services. The following Sabbath the church was all but empty. Accordingly, the Pastor placed a notice in the local newspapers, stating that, because ... http://www.metsda.org/content/the-funeral-service-of-a-dead-church/inspirational/17.html Give Me the Old Timers Religion Precious Lord, Take My Hand, And Help Me Up Just a Slower Walk with Thee Go Tell It on the Mountain, But Speak Up Nobody Knows the Trouble I Have Seeing Guide Me O Thou Great Lord God, I've Forgotten Where I've Parked The Car Count Your Many Birthdays, Count ... http://www.metsda.org/content/hymns-for-the-older-folks-in-church/funny-jokes/6.html A Sabbath School teacher was teaching her class about the powerful Kings and Queens of the Old Testament. "But did you know there is a higher power? Does any one know what it is?" asked the teacher. One little boy raised his hand in the back. "Aces?" http://www.metsda.org/content/higher-than-kings-and-queens/funny-jokes/14.html We'd like to welcome Don Pernites in our church family! Can you tell us a little about yourself? I like challenge and dynamics. That is why I ended up in Metropolitan SDA church. I am also a risk taker. Perhaps, that is the reason why I came to Houston where I have ... http://www.metsda.org/content/don-pernites/meet-new-members/12.html Can you tell us more about yourself? My full name is Dinah de los Santos Piamonte. I was born in July 1968 at Union, Monkayo, Compostela Valley Province in the Philippines. I am married and have 2 daughters. I am a hard-working mom, friendly, and God-fearing. Why did you choose Metropolitan? Metropolitan ... http://www.metsda.org/content/dinah-de-los-santos-piamonte/meet-new-members/15.html I'm too blessed to be stressed and too annointed to be disappointed! I refuse to be discouraged, to be sad or to cry. I refuse to be downhearted and here's the reason why. I have a God who is almighty; who is sovereign and supreme; I have a God who loves me, and I am on ... http://www.metsda.org/content/too-blessed-to-be-stressed/inspirational/16.html A Sabbath School teacher asked her class if they thought Noah did a lot of fishing while he was on the ark. "Of course not," said one little boy. "How could he? He only had two worms!" http://www.metsda.org/content/did-noah-go-fishing/funny-jokes/13.html